I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
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