Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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