you mean i was at the winter classic?
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Randomize
