You really coming over, don't trick.
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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