Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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