She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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