I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I am spending my child support on dildos
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Randomize
