There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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