If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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