after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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