i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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