Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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