Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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