Sponge bath it is.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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