Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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