How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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