I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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