At least make sure they are 18
Why
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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