Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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