Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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