do herpes really smell.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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