Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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