youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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