I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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