sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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