how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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