So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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