3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
