Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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