nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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