Me. At least after what I've been through.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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