What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
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