You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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