you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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