You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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