i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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