Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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