I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
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