no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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