Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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