addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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