yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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