You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
My hand turned me down
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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