Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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