problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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