I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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