would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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