Acid is not a monday night drug
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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