I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
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