I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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